A real conversation between my husband and I:
Barry: Could you do me a favor and wash some of the utensils while you're over there.
Me: You mean right this second?
Barry: Well, yeah...right after you're done cutting that sandwich with a plastic spoon.
Me: (trying not to laugh) I think I could manage that.
Happy Anniversary Honey!!
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